darshanapathak:

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

image

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

ugly:

yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

you mean bacon and eggs right

mountainside-96:

lintott:

i always think “if people want to talk to me they will” which is my reasoning for never really starting conversations so i’m permanently thinking no one wants to talk but what if they’re sat there thinking the same and it’s just this cycle of silence that never gets broken because i’m too stubborn to just put myself out there 

exactly

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

blues-aw:

more like best criminal ever
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